My life: mostly drivel but maybe a smile inducing comment too.
A bit about me…
I was named after “the most beautiful woman in the world”- I didn’t live up to the expectation.
I am a law graduate, but I like to think I’m a little less boring than that sounds.
Coffee by day, gin by night.
My biggest weakness is chocolate…and handbags…and boxer dogs.
I am rubbish at all sports and bad at board games yet I am the most competitive person in the world.
My sense of humour is my greatest asset- but it has landed me in more trouble than its worth!
Arguing is my favourite hobby: I blame the law degree.
Eastenders is my guilty pleasure.
I have a younger sister who I adore…even though she is the most irritating human to ever live on this earth.
I went to all all-girls catholic school. It was as bitchy as it sounds. Imagine St Trinians with a baaaaaad dose of hormones!
I like my coffee as I like my men; white, strong and hot.
I’m not a morning person. Evenings are so much sexier and naughtier. There’s nothing glamorous about bed hair, a nightie and a bowl of Cornflakes.
I am such an Instagram whore; Starbucks coffees, fancy cocktails, gorgeous sunsets and the perfectly choreographed selfie all make regular appearances.
I think Nandos is overrated. THERE, I said it.
I can’t drive and hope that I can forever avoid doing so!
I am English through and through from the posh accent to my love tea.
Christmas is my favourite time of year.
My ideal man is Bradley Cooper- if someone could arrange for us to meet then that would be dandy.
My favourite words are “serendipity,” “debauchery” and “besotted.” They all roll off the tongue beautifully and represent things I hold dear to my heart- all women should indulge in some debauchery, aspire to be besotted with another and appreciate the serendipity of life.
In case you hadn’t noticed, I am pretentious and unashamedly so.
I am the least judgmental person on the planet: I will take you as you are, flaws and all- and hope you do the same for me.
My iPhone is my must-have essential. I would be lost without it.
I suck in the dating world; get all giggly and shy around men I like and am gobby and opinionated around those I don’t.
Pinterest is my new favourite thing. I am currently planning my future wedding. It includes my wedding dress, the venue, colour schemes and all the tiny details…except for the man ofcourse- no biggie!
I adore mushy rom-coms and terrifying horror films in equal measure.
I am twenty two (nearly twenty three) and haven’t met any of my life goals. I don’t have that long term relationship I wanted, I’m not earning any money at all let alone the big bucks I assumed would be mine and I don’t have that granite island in my kitchen. I don’t have a kitchen actually. Or my own house.
I sob uncontrollably over films, seeing animals suffer and Don’t Tell the Bride re-runs but haven’t actually cried about a personal life issue in far longer than I can remember.
I am the child of divorced parents.
My big blue eyes are my best feature. My larger than life thighs are my worst.